Premiere Episode of BOTNSSB
Premere Episode of BOTNSSB
Author: DDH
Cast: DDH, Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Slippy Toad, Peppy Hare, Captain Falcon, Samus Aran, Ness, Paula, Caimen, Gorgon, Jeff, Poo, Andross, ROB64, Jesse, James, and Meowth.
DDH: Hello, and welcome to BOTNSSB. If you don't know what that means, it means Battles of the New Super Smash Brothers. I'm planning to change my alias to Nesshelper. Now, before you send in an episode, you must follow these rules. First off, only G-rated material. Sure I'm really not in favor of censorship, but I don't want to expose children to anything that's not G-rated. For profanity in an episode you desperately want up, it will have to be covered, and there will 2 punishments for the character that cussed, wheter or not it's Ness, Kuririn, Gengar, or any of my favorite characters. Sucks as in "This sucks" and sucked as in "This sucked" are exceptions. Secondly, DON'T INSULT OTHER PEOPLE IN ANY WAY. Other people includes me. If you try to, you will never see that episode go up. Third of all, no non-Video Game Characters not counting yourself and me, and have at least a couple characters out of Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong, Link, Samus, Captain Falcon, Ness, Jigglypuff, Pikachu, Hitmonlee, Yoshi, Chansey, Master Hand, Kirby, Fox, Metal Mario, the Fighting Polygon Team, Charmander, Charizard, Venusaur, Blastoise, Mew, Goldeen, Koffing, Clefairy, Onix, Beedrill, Starmie, Snorlax, Meowth, Whispy Woods, and Electrode. Dragon Ball Z characters are allowed because they were in a video game, and the same goes with the Samurai Pizza Cats. Fourth of all, there has to be at least one battle, and it has to be SSB-style or a Pokemon duel. Now that I'm done with the rules, let's start the episode.
(The episode starts on the Great Fox where Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Slippy Toad and Peppy Hare were enjoying their meal by talking.)
Fox: So what's your favorite psychic power, Ness?
Ness: My favorite psychic power is precognition.
Falco: You mean the ability to tell the future?
Poo: Yes.
(Suddenly, the intruder alarm goes off.)
ROB64: Fox, 2 intruders on the top of Great Fox.
(Fox goes on top of the Great Fox and sees Captain Falcon and Samus Aran.)
Fox: HEY! GET OFF MY SHIP!
Captain Falcon: MAKE US!
Samus Aran: Yeah, we need a place to stay.
Fox: You never asked for permission to land here.
Captain Falcon: Neither of us care.
Fox: That's it! It's time for a SSB-Style battle with you.
(Later...)
DDH: Okay, here are the rules for this battle. First off, there are no items, arwings, or containers, so nobody's easily annoyed. Secondly, any cheap shots will get your team disqualified instantly. And last of all, the losers get kicked off the ship.
Fox: So who's my comrade for the battle?
DDH: Ness, who else?
(Suddenly, ROB64 calls Fox.)
Fox: What is it ROB?
ROB64: Enemy threat approaching at 9:00.
Fox: Dang! I've got 2 problems to take of, and I can't take of them alone.
Ness: Let me take of the threat.
Fox: Ness, no. You're better off helping me kick these two off my ship.
Ness: Fox, I think I'm taking care of the enemy threat.
Fox: Well, alright. Just don't try to let an enemy damage my Arwing.
DDH: Falco, how did Ness become good friends?
Falco: It all started like this...
::Start of flashback::
(Fox, Falco, Slippy, Peppy, and several people are watching Ness's psychic abilities.)
Ness: ...and here's a demonstration of Precognition.
(Ness tries to get a vision of somebody's future.)
Ness: Ah, yes. I see a good future for...(points at Fox)you. I see your ship is under attack, but you let me get rid of the threat for you while you have a SSB-style battle with 2 space fighters named Captain Falcon and Samus Aran. Then the threat is destroyed then Andross who is the leader of the threat is destroyed. (Snaps out of it.) Okay, and last but not least, Teleportation.
(Ness teleports everybody in the audience to a place nearby the Great Fox.)
Fox: Wow! You just saved me some gas. Thanks, Ness. Just for that, you get to visit the Great Fox whenever you want. Now I'm leaving this place since I've seen all the psychic powers. Bye, Ness.
(The Star Fox Team leaves the show with their vehicles, then Ness teleports the remaining audience members and the show back.)
::End of flashback::
DDH: So that's how you became friends with Ness. And I bet the reason why you went to that show in the first place is because of Fox's interest in Psychic Powers.
(Meanwhile, Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo get in the Arwings and head toward the enemy threat.)
Ness: The enemy threat seem to be 4 times as it is in Star Fox 64. Luckily each smart bomb can destroy a quarter of it.
(They each fire a smart bomb at the center of each quadrant and they get 20 hits each, then 24 Copperheads appear.)
ROB64: 24 missles coming toward Great Fox at 9 O'clock.